My Rules For Him

These rules for any man that wants to marry Femi Kuti’s daughter got me thinking. I think I need to have rules too cos me na daughters I get o.
My number one rule;

  1. * NEVER HIT HER
  2. NEVER CHEAT ON HER
  3. WRITE YOUR WILL IN HER PRESENCE
  4. LET HER BE YOUR PASSBOOK KEEPER
  5. BUY ALL PROPERTY IN HER NAME
  6. COOK MEALS WHEN SHE IS TIRED
  7. SERVE HER MEALS ON TIME
  8. LET THE KIDS BEAR HER FAMILY NAME *RME*

See Femi Kuti’s below:
1) Get A Job

2) Understand I don’t Like You

3) I’M Everywhere

4) You Hurt Her, I Hurt You

5) Be Home 30 Minutes Early

6) Get A Lawyer

7) If You Lie to Me, I will Find Out

8) She is my Princess, Not your Conquest

9) I don’t Mind Going Back to Jail

10) Whatever You do to Her, I will do to you

20 thoughts on “My Rules For Him”

  1. =D =D ‎​=))=Dlaffº˚˚°º≈wanº˚˚°º≈tearº˚˚°º≈myº˚˚°º≈belleº˚˚°º≈=))=D…

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  2. Aunty eya pls add this to the list-he should be ready to do his own share of diaper changing when she's exhausted.
    Use her picture as his dp and wallpaper.
    Protect her from mother-in-law wahala

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  3. Honestly men need dz rules….some men will be like "she is my wife, my property, I do anything I want to do with her" mtscheeeew…

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  4. Sorry to deviate please… I want to make eggrolls this weekend for the first time so i really don't mind if the WC family can help me out with the procedures.. Thank you

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  5. Bonacious o lol. No b this world where we dey. I won't be surprised if he does double to you of whatever you do to her in the bedroom.

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  6. Eya wats the no. 8for? Are you bearing your family name and how many doors can that family name possible open? Biko drop that 1 Ooº°˚

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  7. My questions 4 Femi:

    Has he kept those rules to their mothers?

    His wife/wives, re dey not some1 elses daughter? Yet u threat dem like shit.

    Karma is a Bitch…
    Reap what you Sow!

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  8. My questions 4 Femi:

    Has he kept those rules to their mothers?

    His wife/wives, re dey not some1 elses daughter? Yet he threats dem like shit.

    Karma is a Bitch…
    Reap what you Sow!

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  9. Aunty Eya, buy all you properties in her name? That one na death wish oooooo. Madam go placefully delete Oga and flex.

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