This help is for all 40 seconds marriages. Read at Veronica Daughter’s post shared on Social Media for couples. It’s very raw but can be used for salad!
She shared…
Dear Husbands who ‘respect’ their wives sexually…this is for u.
I was gisting with a friend today and she was telling me about her showdown with her husband. He is a nice guy, great husband and provider…Turns out that their sex life is calm, gentle and very prim and proper, until she found sexual enhancement drugs in his bag….he has used some…wahala started….
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After much crying and talking, Uncle confessed. He said, he kept women outside because he believed it will be disrespectful to ask his wife to do the nasty things he asks those girls to do….how can u tell the mother of ya kids to tuen like this, like that, put it in her mouth, say some nasty dirty words…etc…?? And she will still pray during devotion with that same mouth??!!
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My friend was shocked o! Why? Aunty is freaky on the inside, but she has been hiding cos Oga is doing Holy Nweje!!! The two of them have been hiding their sexual preferences and fantasies cos they both believed the other will not like it…
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Biko!!!! See, communication is key in this marriage of a thing…open ya mouth!!! Talk! Ask! Let it be that u asked and he or she is not feeling it, but dont always assume biko.
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Me, i am waiting for my boyfriend to return…if there is any freakiness he has been hiding from me, na today we go bring am out!
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Respect??? What is respectful about holy communion between husband and wife?? Sir, dont respect me in that side oooo….disrespect me biko!!! Na so side chic enterprise dey take prosper!!!
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Wives, whe ya Husbands bring style, don’t shout and call him ashawo or say, is not me u will kill….no, listen and be adventurous…have sense and cum well biko. Orgasm? Yhat type that will have you speak in tongues and cry like a baby…una dey miss.
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Put in ya mouth, no. Swallow, no. Oya, touch it small…mba! What is ya problem???
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Uncle, when they bring style for u, stop asking that stupid question, Where did u learn this from?? She learnt it from the bible, the power of the Holy Spirit came upon her and gave her uncommon wisdom…haba! Na people like una dey make women pretend not to know anything…and things go dey spoil. U no sabi, yet, u no wan learn! Na una fellow man dem dey drag say him na 40 seconds man….is not a good thing.
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Respect in the bedroom no help anybody. Sister, u can still speak in tongues and give head, minister in the choir and still orgasm well…God is interested in ya sex life….orgasm is His gift to u…stop wasting ya youth biko.
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Ordinary moan, u pipu cannot moan…how can u dance without music? Everybody is forming superman and supergirl….silent brigade….until someone screams for them outside, ya eyes will clear. Shout, scream, u are doing the work of ya Father in heaven…nobody go hold u!
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Come to Instagram, Twitter and even here on Rant, plenty people are suffering from Konji…i mean, the frustration is real!!! U guys are not getting laid…or they are not doing u the way u used to like it….some Uncles no even know where clitoris dey whike some are squeezing bress bitter leaf and dough…haba!!! Fingering? U dey chook hand like say u dey do Oloibiri Exploration….are u digging for oil??? Learn!!! Dont bite during head, open ya mouth before dem wound u!!! U sre not happy with ya sex life???? Change it!!! Google it!!! Get help and get him or her involved!
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I don already send this night’s program and Order of Service to Chief Priest….so Holy Communion tonight will be….blisss….make una siddon there. Keep shouting at ya kids in anger, when its Konjo that is worrying u!
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Think Im too raw? Really? Na una sabi. This is my Public Service Announcement….i have done my good deed for the week. Thank me later….or better still, cum for me this nite. I no mind.
Respect Kee U Dia.
If u are not married, read, digest, have sense and save for future purposes!
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Kindly address me as,
Her Natural Highness,
Asanwa, Udara Mmicha, Ugogbe Oyibo, Asa Uto Otu Bu Aji…Okwaiko 1 na Rant HQ!
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