GOOD HUSBANDS FOR SALE

I got this from Eniee and just have to share:
*A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe, where women may go to choose husbands.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

“You can ONLY visit this store JUST ONCE!”

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These
men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4- These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand this, I’ll surely get more than these upstairs!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5- These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she proceeds to the sixth floor for more juicy package of a man made-in-heaven and here, the sign reads:

Floor 6- You are visitor number 15,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

From Eniee