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Picture DINSTRUCTION for blog cookingRead questions carefully before answering. Bonus Marks will be awarded for correct spellings, creativity and good cooking. Each question carries 20 Marks.
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Picture DINSTRUCTION for blog cookingRead questions carefully before answering. Bonus Marks will be awarded for correct spellings, creativity and good cooking. Each question carries 20 Marks.
GOOD LUCK!
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Heheheeee, I love dis. Today I must be first to comment even tho I don't comment often.
Aunty Eya, no partia in scoring o, let me warn before I start:
1. Picture A and B is draw soup with yam.
2. Picture C and D is rice and beans with fish
3. Which one be differentiate again. One is rice while the other is soup abi?
4. Common ingredients… water, salt, maggi,pepper, oil
5. I can create one meal from the two by boiling the rice, using the soup as stew, shikena.
I win!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Eya ooooooo,u'v jst reminded me of my skul days ooooo. I'll b back 2 ansa dese questions,lemme study dem well.
1. Pix A; Yam porridge with vegetable and fish.
Pix B; Egwusi soup
2. Pix C; Rice and Beans jollof
Pix D; rice and beans jollof
3 Pix A is can be eaten alone
Pix B can be eaten with pando, eba, semo. etc
Pix C is jollof rice in pot
Pix D is jollof in a plate.
4. Pepper, onions, maggi, crayfish, salt.
5. Lecturer which one am I to combine? Thatz all.
What is the punishment for failure? I always carry last so I need to know before I start.
Looolz the more I magnify the pix,the less I see.
1)Picture A & B is plantain porridge and smoked fish.
2)Picture C & D is rice and beans prepared with palm oil and smoked fish.
3) picture A&B is plantain porridge while C&D is rice and beans.
4) Fish,palm oil,salt,onions,maggi,pepper.
5) cook your rice and beans with the fish,then fry your plantain. Garnish with the vegetable.
Aunty Ojay Ace is giraffing.loolz
~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310
Today na today, all the men are this, men are that. Time don reach, show yourself hahehahhahe.
See how you haff carry last. A man like you just answered the simple cooking questions. Shame!!!
Talking is not allowed Bonario, keep quiet and stop obstructing my thoughts.
This feels like WAEC o.lol
Picture A and B is plantain porridge.
Picture C and D palmoil rice and beans with fish.
Common ingri-palmoil, dryfish, maggi, salt, pepper.
A and B has vegetable C and D doesn't.
Making an edible meal is a plate of rice and beans with a side dish of plantain porridge and top it wish fish. A balnced diet of carbs, protein and veg.
Ace girraffing? how did you know if you weren't turning your head left right and centre?? Copy copy
ROTFLMAO haba Bona. Where u wan magnify the food go… Abi u wan tif it??? Hahahahaha
Picture a serving of lumpy egusi in ogbono soup+vegetable.
Picture B,lumpy egusi in ogbono soup+vegetable.
Picture C,palm oil rice and beans + smoked fish or shreded fried fish.
Picture D,same palm oil rice and beans but this time with fried fish.
3.Pictures A and B are soups while C and D are Rice.
4.Ingredient,water,seasoning,salt,pepper,palm oil.
5:Rice can be prepared as white while the soup will serve as stew.
invigilator in class,please pass the attendance jare. hey bona why is your uniform dirty?lol
Am browsing with my phone joor & "i think the pictures are not clear jare" when i buy a gooood phone, i'll come back to answer the questions.LOL! #Aunty Eya, u wan make the men laugh at us abi?#
you this woman
Anuty anuty…* raises up hand….yes wat do u want?
I want extra shit….
Looooolzzz, class is quite 2day. As d class prefect, I'm waiting for y'all to finish and pass ur papers. Aunty Eya, have mercy naa… I'm so proud of Bona 2day o.
I came late o… Aunty Eya, Creamberry has written what I wanted to write. Lol.
Just add fish to the list of ingredients they have in common…
U miss am o! Lol!
Picture A is ogbono with lumpy egusi, picture B is a pot of Ogbono with lumpy egusi without meat.
Picture C is palmoil rice with beans and smoked fish. Picture D is a serving of palmoil rice with Beans and smoked fish
Picture A and B is a soup to be eaten with fufu (the generic term of swallow) Picture C and D is a dish already served.
Common ingredients: 1. Pepper, 2-Palmoil, 3-Fish, 4-Onion, 5-Seasoning.
You Can put the ogbono on the rice and eat it like a bush man! Ogbono and rice?? ewwwwww
****Mufasa Said
Hahahahahahhahhaha you just killed me with laugh.
Pls I am waiting for the answers to do correction.
I 4got ma home work book.
Vicky
Aunty eya, more of this biko……lots of fun
Copy copy ahdaisy…lol BTW what's the prize?
time up everybody ; submit your answer sheet . Felly
I score everything…is me that get the answer,abi Aunty Eya??#dancing opaganam style#
Where is my prize?
Love this, innovative!
It Put a smile on my face!
Shit!!! My pen just stopped writing… Who has extra pen plzzz 🙁
Hehehehehe……bring out d biro n blow air it will work….liar liar geh
I 4got ma home work book.
Vicky
Very rowdy class. Unserious students
Looool!scratching my head and looking at the celing for ans!chei I dn forget wetin I read ooo!me wey do TDB!
Mufasa has said it all.nothing to write again.free us aunty ojay
Mufasa said fish… Is it gold fish? Seasoning, what type of seasoning? When her scores are deducted I no dey o.
No noise please! This exam hall is just too noisy. I'm writing NAMES OF NOISE MAKERS and I go submit am to Mr Oyekunle, una musto knee down for sun today!
This exam has been suspended until futher notice. This is due to you speaking vanacular, talking, long necking and disrupting. You are all on detention after school and shld fetch 5 buckets of water each to the teacher's quarters.
Aunty Eya hmmmm, I want to see u in my office alone after closing time.
Aunty Eya don't forget I said I want to see u ALONE
Hahahahaha Aunty Eya come and tell us who got it na, and bring d prize!
Dis is soo hilarious!!!!!
What?! This exam should have ended hours ago!
Right, PENS…UP!!!
Nooooo I need 2 ans d last question.pls ma no pens up yet.Bonaa pls pass the attendance list na.
HAhahahhaha I've not paid ma sch fees so I'm peepin tru d window. Aunty dey r all cheating.
This post made my morning… U guys are so hilarious biko. Aunty Eya, more of this every once in a while please. Wishing u all a wonderful weekend. Muaaaaah
Pls pass expo for me @Ivy…I will buy you Puff puff after the exam. Ace, your neck don too long o. MOVEMENt
Like seriously I can't stop laffing o, I dint know u guys were clowns too. Very hilarious, it jus came at. The right time to ease my mind,afta I got queried by my boss.keep it up guys.I love u all, u are the friends I really wish to mingle wit.
Excuse me dis gal Ada wrote d ans on her lap .
Olodo Rabata oju eja lo moje ooni lo paper sileti lo ma lo!
All of una be olodo. You don't know book
Abeg I come late oo.. Pardon me abeg.
Answers:
1. Ogbono with lumpy eguisi
2. Palm oil rice and beans with fish
3. Picture C and D is a complete meal, while picture A and B is not a complete meal.
4. Salt, maggi, palm oil, pepper, water
5. The palm oil rice and beans can be served with the lumpy eguisi and ogbono.
Aunty eya, abeg pardon my 20hours lateness.
Patsy aka pearls creation
Abeg I come late oo.. Pardon me abeg.
Answers:
1. Ogbono with lumpy eguisi
2. Palm oil rice and beans with fish
3. Picture C and D is a complete meal, while picture A and B is not a complete meal.
4. Salt, maggi, palm oil, pepper, water
5. The palm oil rice and beans can be served with the lumpy eguisi and ogbono.
Aunty eya, abeg pardon my 20hours lateness.
Patsy aka pearls creation
Sure by now d invigilator mst av said pens up! ***Waitg for who comes first sha***
CORRECT ANSWERS:
1.Picture A is a plate of egusi lumps in vegetable ogbono soup. B is a pot of same soup.
2. Picture C is a pot of palm oil rice with fish, D is a plate of palm oil rice with fish.
3. Picture A and B… Soup, PictureC and D… Rice
4. Common Ingredients: Water, salt, pepper, fish and palm oil.
If you are hardworking, do your correction!
MARKING BEGINS TODAY…
Mrs E. T. You failed number one and four. You lose 40 marks, your score is 60 minus 5 for asking the teacher an irrelevant quesion aand for using the word "shikena"
TOTAL SCORE = 55.
Mufasa, YOU, for peeping into another studen'ts work during exmination, and using the words "you miss am o" where do you think I should place you?. That aside.
You failed number 3, your work is not numbered, you used the term "ewwwwww" and wrote it down on your answer booklet. You did not specify the type of seasoning used if you think it's the same why not give the name?
TOTAL SCORE: You are still an average student for all these, so, take 50.
Chubby Ella, I am disappointed, ow can you say you will come back to ansa, what is ansa? OK, where are you going in the first place? Is it to look for EXPO? So you want to take style, g and browse the recipes before coming back to write?
What do you mean lemme study dem well?
TOTAL SCORE: Still Pending!!!
Anonymous? what sort of a student are you? Can't you study the questions before rushing to answer? Do you want to be known as "FIRST TO FINISH AND FIRST TO FAIL?
OK, I have to be frank with you…
You failed number 1 and 5. Who told you that is the correct answer to number 5? How dare you tell your teacher Thatz All? Is this an "Oga At The Top" Examination?
TOTAL SCORE: 60 minus 10 for being rude to your teacher = 50.
And YOU Anonymous are on suspension for writing that on your answer booklet!!!
Laesy student!!!
LATE COMERS have a one hour grace period. You can start now!
After giving us expo? Hehehehe.
Aunty, my answer corresponds to the one on the marking scheme. Your marking scheme is exam sheet 🙂
Sorry about the query
Teacher Anty Eya its rice and beans! So u ma minus 50marks! Pls anty don't beat me oo
Bona, tell me, how did you get in with a magniying glass? Weren't you searched or you entered thru the window?
Hmmmm, you failed number 1, 3, 4 and 5. You want to know why you failed number 5, List 5 ingredients, you listed six. What do you mean by that? Think you know more than the teacher?
Ace missed the examination and you were busy calling his name in the hall. Are you OK?
TOTAL SCORE: Will get back to you. I need a scientific calculator.
Hi Eya,
I just came over to your blog from Linda's and this post made my day! You have a great community here and you all made me laugh out loud! I can't remember the last time I had this much fun reading a blog post and the comments therein. Thanks to you and your "students"! Great post idea! <3
I subscribed cos I want to be a part of this positivity!
Hi Flo, it's a pleasure having you our captain pay a visit.
Thanks.
You came at a time when the class is very very rowdy.
@Ken sorry I can't read your script. What language is that?
TOTAL SCORE" Witheld!!!
Anonymous, Anonymous, ANONYMOUS! How many tmes did I call you??
Are these answers to the examination questions or a well written response to another student?
TOTAL SCORE: Beware!
Angel, for taking over from the invigilator, LEAVE the hall.
TOTAL SCORE: Absent!
The two Anons 5:09, I can't find your names in the register. How did you get in? Are yopu writing for some one?
TOTAL SCORE: Unknown!
Eya the pleasure is mine! And rowdy is good! 😉
Sorry I'm late. let me sleep over the questions cos I hate to carry last.
Can I still fit join? I know all the answers even without looking at your correction o.
Aunty Eya try okro soup with boiled rice, you'll love it I bet.
tanx anon 4:26 #hugs#
@Lizzy, where is your numbering?
Why write a test in a hurry?
I don't understand "Common Ingri" Is that English language or Latin?
You failed number one and five, 1/2 score for number 4.
TOTAL SCORE: 100 -20 -20 -10 = 50.
Creamberyy, I must deduct something whether you like it or not. Why did you write so weell? Next time do not try to be better than the teacher.
For trying so hard to prove to me that you are a prodigy, and for consciously avoiding mistakes, I put it to you that you are looking forward to replacing me in future. Do you want to take my job??
Finally,For not numbering your work properly, I minus 30 marks.
TOTAL SCORE: 100 – 30 =70
What? ME! You again? You made yourself an invigilator when you should be writing the Examination with others. What a candidate? Your type should be locked up somewhere.
Excuse me, I need to draw the attention of the Policeman on duty.
TOTAL SCORE: Will be delivered to you at the station.
CORRECT ANSWERS:
1.Picture A is a plate of egusi lumps in vegetable ogbono soup. B is a pot of same soup.
2. Picture C is a pot of palm oil rice with fish, D is a plate of palm oil rice with fish.
3. Picture A and B… Soup, PictureC and D… Rice
4. Common Ingredients: Water, salt, pepper, fish and palm oil.
Aunty Eya, my answers and yours are similar though I didn't cheat. It rained so hard at my area that's why I'm late.
My belly o #laughingsohardithurts#
Eya na this tin wey u do dey make student Call for their scripts! 50% is not good 4 me o, need my 99% abeg! Afterall u did not tell us d rules Naa
****Mufasa Said
Temmy, browsing while writing a test?
Punishment: PICK PIN!
@Chiomz, I don't get you, what is Anuty?
You need extra what?:-(
Can you tell us why you chose to write examinations on THE STREET? That language, is it Jamaican or Nigerian?
TOTALSCORE: Rewrite.
OMG, Ahdaisy, how did you see Creamberry's answers??
Waiting for a response before I make my pronouncement..
Creamberry, I guess while going to submit yours, you peeped into Ahdaisy's work.
The committee will have to decide on your punishment for peeping.
laughing out loud…see ojoro oooo
Correction for what? Where is your script?
TOTAL SCORE:0
Do you need a homework book in an exam hall?
Criminal tendencies?
TOTAL SCORE:O
I haven't yet seen your answer booklet and you are asking for more?
TOTAL SCORE:O
This is so wrong Felly, are yo trying to over throw the invilator or what?
TOTAL SCORE:O
Gangnam style for exam hall? UNACCEPTABLE.
I'm still searching for your answerbooklet…
Please correct me Jossy… shit or sheet or cheat. Which one you mean?
I came this late to give you all your prizes.
This blog really made my day. Can't stop laughing.
I've been a committed follower of this wonderful blog. I've learnt a lot from cooking recipes.
May God bless you all.